One of my favorite things in life is to have a pass.
I don’t buy a Golden Eagle pass strictly for the financial benefits if you visit a lot of parks, but more because I just love being able to drive up to one of those gated entrances at a National Park and state proudly “I have a pass!” There’s usually a tense moment before the guard realizes I’m not dangerous, just a little special, and he relaxes his grip on his Taser. Then the gate raises and I can drive on through.
Friday brought both cold weather and high winds to the Portland area. While on the way to work, the MAX train I was on lost power. A strong gust of wind had apparently caused problems with the lines that supply power to the trains.
The TriMet driver had us all disembark and walk back towards the Sunset Transit Center where we could board buses to our final destination. On the way back, there’s a short tunnel you have to walk through. As our group started into the tunnel, it triggered an alarm and a recorded voice boomed out “Halt! You are entering an unauthorized area! The authorities have been notified and are on the way.” While I didn’t have a pass, the TriMet folks were with us, so I knew there wasn’t any danger.
Or at least not much danger, part of me couldn’t shake the thought that Vice President Cheney was going to pop out of a dark corner shouting “Terrorists! Terrorists!” BlAM! BLAM! BLAM! and the bullets start flying.
I got to work almost an hour later than normal, and the ride home at the end of the day was also a long one, but at least I did have the small satisfaction of having permission to go where I wasn’t supposed to go.

